One of my friends isn't what you would call a ladies' man. He is good with women once he gets some liquor in his system and builds up some momentum, but if that doesn't happen it's just another night of standing by the bar staring at ass.
Well this night in particular we decided it would be a good idea to take 5 shots of vodka in 30 minutes. Now I wasn't feeling too bad, but I could see my friend had that look in his eyes. He was an animal on the prowl.
His first prey were a set of girls that weren't attractive at all, but who was I to stop him? Anyways he has these girls on lock for a good 45 minutes and I figure all he needs to do is close the deal. Then I see them leave, but the club still had 2 hours before it closed. I asked him what was up and he said they were going to another club, but he got their numbers.
I figured that was the end of the night because when girls leave, they leave. We never saw those girls again, but that didn't mean the action stopped because our Boy Wonder found another pair to sink his teeth into.
Now I've rarely seen this guy talk to one girl a year and now I have seen him talk up two sets of girls in one night! These girls might have been even less attractive than the first set, but again it wasn't my business. Well it looked like he had these girls and as we were walking out the club I could tell he didn't seal the deal yet so I helped him out as any good wingman would do. I asked the girls to come back to my place (he still lived with his parents) and they accepted of course.
Now I had no intentions of doing anything with these girls. This was his pick up so he had to deal with them.
We get into my car, one girl sits shotgun and him and another girl get in the backseat. After some time I start to hear some weird slurping noises and not the kind where the woman is performing the deed on a guy. Turning around I see my man face deep in this girl's vagina going to town on her. IN MY BACKSEAT!
I didn't say anything, figured he needed some play. We finally get to my place, he steps out the car, pukes all over my driveway and goes inside to pass out on my couch. Great. Now I'm stuck with two girls that I have no interest in and know nothing about.
We all go into my room, one decides to pass out on my bed and the other sits on my lap. My poor boy put all this work in and all he was able to do was go down on this dirty girl.
As for what happened with me and the girls? None of your damn business.
